It's true folks. I have become gainfully employed for the upcoming holiday season. I was sitting around the house looking for a little something to make money on the side when what should appear? One of the local department stores is hiring a stripper for the holidays. So, just as any self respecting housewife would do I applied.
Well, I showed up in my suit because I've heard that the professional look is hot, and I was shocked to find out that they wanted me to leave it on. Some nerve. I had forgotten my boom box anyway so I opted for the whole "resume in a folder" thing.
It is a very pristine position in which I am to dress from head to toe in black, like Johny Cash, only as a nice looking women in her early 30's. I am to arrive very early in the morning and lurk around the store undressing mannequins and redressing them for the day. I never knew mannequins required new outfits daily but I will just assume that will all of the gawkers and people who do not know how to keep their hands to themselves they must sweat a LOT.
On the bright side I have a full day's work in before 1:00pm. This will be helpful as my glamorous afternoon schedule of eating bon bon's and watching Dr. Phil will not be interrupted. Ah well, I guess I will save the tassels and Carmen Electra dance routine for another day.
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5 not so glamorous comments:
I think that would be fun! Hope you enjoy it.
Oh how fun. At least you got a job, some people are searching and searching and can't find anything. Enjoy your work time and be careful of those mannequins. :D
Haha, that's awesome! Love the new bloggy look, too :)
I'm married to a stripper.
Just what every mother wants! My daughter is a stripper! Whoa with me! Where did I go wrong??!!!! Oh, not that kind? Whew!! Have fun my lovely.
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