Is it hot, cold, and chilling in here or is it just me?

It's true, the blog has gotten away from me lately. I have had a lot of interesting things going on and none of them seem to hold a wonderful and interesting story. I'm sitting in front of my computer googling swine flu and am almost convinced I have it. I also imagine if I googled insomnia, swollen prostate, or multiple personality disorder, my good friends at google could convince me that I am plagued with these ailments as well. My hair is stringy and I have butt balm under my nose in hopes of fast healing of raw skin. I am in my yard gnome pj's and have been in said pj's for over 24 hours now. At least my husband suffers alongside me in his camouflage jammies, I think. I have to admit that I'm not sure as he just keeps disappearing into the surroundings. The kids are wild banshees and are ruling the house placing random colored pictures of woody the sheriff and strawberry shortcake in furniture, appliances, and the dog's bed. I have attempted to sedate them with cartoon's and celery covered in peanut butter and raisins but with little luck. My husband has found solace in NyQuil while I continue to believe in the magic of self healing. Oooooommmmmm. Oooooooommmmmm. Now where did I put the orange juice?